I Hate Our Work Rest Rooms

So we have two restrooms on our floor for all of us. One for the women and one for the men. One single solitary room for each and they are right the hell beside each other where you can hear EVERY movement inside the next one, both from the other restroom and from the outside. So the poor souls who sit outside the bathrooms get to hear/smell it all too. The only multi occupancy rest room in the building is on the first floor and they keep the temperature just about freezing so your ass freezes off every time you go in there. It's very pleasant. So when you really need some privacy, you can take your chances here or go down to the freezer and hope that your pee is warm enough to make it out of you without turning into an icecicle.

Well stupid me, I chose to use the single person restroom on my floor today cuz I thought it was safe and I didn't feel like making the trek downstairs to Iceland. Silly silly me... My boss was in the men's and I SWEAR he camped out in there the whole time just to find out who was in the girl's restroom doing what girls aren't supposed to do. Just had a feeling or maybe I am just paranoid. And then there were the two chicks who hung out talking right outside the restroom waiting to get in after me. It's just a really uncomfortable situation. I KNEW I should have gone downstairs to Iceland.