I spoke too soon

Or did I curse myself? I should never have praised these ladies for their cleanliness. Just visited the restroom and what did I find???? Pee all over the freaking seat. Now I ask you. If you are going to make a mess like that to save your tushie from other people’s germs, what makes you so special that you can’t clean up after your nasty self???? UGH! And don’t tell me that you didn’t know that you peed all over half of the seat (and probably the floor). And from the looks of it, this person needs to drink more water, but that is beside the point. So thoroughly disgusted. I guess I am going to have to start wearing diapers to work.
Vomitous.