Potluck a Success and Other Details
So the potluck came and went and I consumed several different types of food that should never be eaten together and somehow survived it with no unusual bowel side effects. Hooray! The chick who had organized the whole event was a total drill sergeant about it, but the odd thing was that once we all got our plates and crammed ourselves around the little table in the breakroom, she and my boss disappeared. Now, it is really not unusual behavior for them but I still find it extremely strange. She wanted so badly to have this social event and then she doesn't even stay in the room with everyone... They are the outcasts of the office and I think they like it that way. I even got a groovy, terribly fatty recipe for Thanksgiving - "Slow Cooker Creamed Corn." OMG! That was the most amazing thing I have had in a long time! So rich... I have been trying to figure out what my contribution to Thanksgiving at Pat's sister's house and now I have it! Not nutritious in any way. Ohs wells...
I must post something that has totally made my year! I was shopping at Ann Taylor Loft on Saturday and they were having this awesome sale so I bought a lot of groovy stuff. Anyway, I paid and was heading out of the store when one of the girls that works there asked if I could wait because she had a question for me and she was helping another customer. So I waited and thought "do they think that I stole something?? are they impressed with my fashion sense and want to ask me to work here??" I am so silly. So she comes up to me, she is this tiny cute little thing. She is all flustered and embarassed and tells me I don't have to answer if I don't want to. She asks me if I have had a BOOB JOB! Now you know I loved that because for the longest time, I had been unhappy with my boob size and that seemed to have gone away ever since I had gained about 10 pounds. I must have had the most shocked look on my face, gave her a hug and told her how she made my year. I then told her to gain some weight but she didn't like that suggestion. She said she wanted to take me to the doctor with her to tell her docter she wanted them just like mine! It's the little things that make me so very happy! The low cut shirt and perky bra helped too but I give credit to my extra body fat! YAY! So we all know what this means. I simply need to tone up the flab but not lose any!
I must post something that has totally made my year! I was shopping at Ann Taylor Loft on Saturday and they were having this awesome sale so I bought a lot of groovy stuff. Anyway, I paid and was heading out of the store when one of the girls that works there asked if I could wait because she had a question for me and she was helping another customer. So I waited and thought "do they think that I stole something?? are they impressed with my fashion sense and want to ask me to work here??" I am so silly. So she comes up to me, she is this tiny cute little thing. She is all flustered and embarassed and tells me I don't have to answer if I don't want to. She asks me if I have had a BOOB JOB! Now you know I loved that because for the longest time, I had been unhappy with my boob size and that seemed to have gone away ever since I had gained about 10 pounds. I must have had the most shocked look on my face, gave her a hug and told her how she made my year. I then told her to gain some weight but she didn't like that suggestion. She said she wanted to take me to the doctor with her to tell her docter she wanted them just like mine! It's the little things that make me so very happy! The low cut shirt and perky bra helped too but I give credit to my extra body fat! YAY! So we all know what this means. I simply need to tone up the flab but not lose any!
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