For the Love of Pete...

She is driving me crazy. Whisper, whisper, whisper…scheme, scheme, scheme…exaggerate, exaggerate, exaggerate… The cubicle neighbor was out yesterday and it was so fantastic! She is back today. Pooh…and is already trying to make something out of nothing. I don’t understand why she acts like a juvenile yet she is in her 50’s. How does that work???? She is so intensely irritating. She does not like our boss and I don’t know if she thinks that she is being stealth when she gossips about him or if she just doesn’t care. She makes such a big scene of shuffling over to my cubicle and leaning over to whisper about him. She does this ALL THE TIME and everyone knows she is talking about someone and nine times out of ten, it is about our boss. GET OUT OF MY CUBICLE WITH YOUR IDIOTIC NONSENSE!!! Really, who freaking cares if so-n-so said that our boss was going to be out of the office today through Tuesday and he is still here??? Really??? Get off of it. So he is here. BIG DEAL! Seriously, I just don’t want to have to whisper and try to figure out exactly why he is here today. Just do your job and leave me out of it. Get another job elsewhere so you don’t have to irritate me and you don’t have to work for our boss. GO AWAY! It is just that no matter what he does, she is going to find something fishy about it. She is so irritating! I wish she wouldn’t talk to me.